citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
superman: it's a metaphor

everyuseristaken:

"Been hearing about you. 
All about your disapproval. 
Still I remember the way I used to move you. 
I wrote you a letter. 
I heard it just upset you. 
Why don’t you tell me? 
How can I do this better? 
Are you out there? 
Do you hear me? 
Can I call you? 
Do you still hate me? 
Are we talking? 
Are we fighting? 
Is it over? 
Are we writing? 
We’re getting older. 
But we’re acting younger. 
We should be smarter. 
It seems we’re getting dumber. 
I have a picture 
of you and me in Brooklyn. 
On a porch, it was raining. 
Hey, I remember that day. 
And I miss you.”

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(via religiousmother)

zay4ik:

why is it so small

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer, via hotboyproblems)

radioactive-beatle:

Bardot on a bicycle, 1964